Sunday, December 19, 2010

Chickens

Poop got Shannon a chicken that day.  A big mean-ass one with orange shoulders and a white belly.  They called him Poop because he was a Mexican.  He only knew Taco Bell spanish, and thought it was funny to screw with the black ladies at the drive through.  On Thursday, a one-toothed sharecropper named Slim who worked for Shannon’s daddy (and Shannon’s daddy’s daddy) on the rice farm had mentioned something about a cock fight at Otto’s in Beulah coming up Saturday afternoon.  So Shannon told Poop to get him a chicken.  A money maker.  Poop’s stepdad had a coop out at his house south of Shaw, so Poop, Moody, and Shannon headed over there in Moody’s white Ford Taurus, windows rolled down and Duff Durrough on the radio.
            The road from Cleveland to Shaw is flat and straight.  Four lane built with stimulus money.  You turn past the McDonalds at South Street and 61, and head south.  You got Lee Street Liquor and the Country Platter on your right, pass the Sky King Lounge and the old auto garage that they turned into Mt. Bethel Temple of Praise Missionary Baptist Church, and once you pass the Wishy Washy where some years back they found the mayor’s daughter ass up in a Caprice Classic with two members of the East Side football team, well it’s about 7 miles on from there.
            Shaw, Mississippi – “A Small Town With a Big Future”, or so the sign read.  The stimulus money also encouraged the Board of Supervisors to put in a stop light at the one intersection where Highway 61 runs through the eastern edge, and after about three car wrecks and minor injuries sustained, folks started remembering it was there.  Take a right at the old Leadway Grocery Store where the Quongs were shot in the back of the head trying to fill a prescription, go down the bayou a piece, and Poop’s dad’s trailer is to the right.
I had never met Poop’s dad.  He wasn’t an illegal from what I understood.  Just Mexican.  But he loved some damn chickens.  Loved them so much he raised his own.  Couldn’t just stop and buy them in the store like the rest of us.  Just country folk.  Shannon heard them squawking as the car bounced up in the dirt drive, the dust settled, and the chickens were a little less pissed off.
“Right around back here,” said Poop.
“Alright.  Yeah man, that’s it there.  Hop your ass in there and get one.”
“Me?”
“Yeah.”
“You climb your big ass up in there and get one.”
“Man, I’m not going in there with all that shit.  Got my good boots on.  Go on.”
“You’re a real sonabitch, you know that?”
“Yes.”
“I’m just saying.”
“Listen Poopaloop, you still owe me.”
“For what?”
“You know what.”
“Ooooh tell me again.”
“That DUI we almost got on the riding lawnmower going down Memorial Drive.”
“I didn’t think it qualified as a ‘motor vehicle’.”
“Well, it does.”
“Did you?”
“Not at the time.  Now hop your ass over that fence.”
“Damn gate is locked.”
“Well, find you a feed bucket and hop in there.  Yeah, that one in the corner.  See that?”  He slapped Poop on the back.
“Pick me out a winner Bobby.”
So Poop pulled up a cinder block near the edge of the coop, sat it up on its side, and walked back to Shannon.  He took his shirt off.
“What in the hell are you doing?”
“You ever tried to catch a chicken?”
“No.”
“Tough.”
“You only catch chickens shirtless?”
“You know what a redneck’s famous last words are?”
“What?”
“Hey ya’ll, watch this.”
And Poop flexed his muscles and got a running start.
Hopped up the cinder block, swung his front leg over the top, and got his shorts caught on a nail.  Ripped them clean off.
“Shit!”
“What?!”
“My good drawers.”
“You wear underwear?”
“Aw hell with it.”
 Feathers were flying everywhere.  Poop jumped out a minute later grinning from ear to ear, in his boxers and his belt, with the rooster by one hind leg.
 They all got in Moody’s car to drive back to town. Shannon turned about to say something to Poop in the back seat and stopped mid-sentence.  Poop had the rooster hanging upside down by its two hind legs, and was softly blowing in its ass.
            “Goddamn man! What in the hell are you doing that for?”
            “It calms them down.”
            “What?!”
            “For real man, I ain’t shitting you.”  Blood was running from a scratch down the side of his face.  “See, you ain’t never caught no chicken.  You don’t know.  Look how calm he’s getting.  There you go little buddy.  There you go….”
            And Poop sat back there quietly blowing up the chicken’s ass all the way back to Cleveland.  When they got to the Pike dorm, Dan Short was in his room, trying to sleep off the night before.  As usual.  Poop ran down the hall, slung the chicken in his room, and slammed it shut.  The chicken was mad as hell, and it just started going ape shit.  You could hear Short hollarin all the way down the hall.  Things crashing in the room.  After it calmed down a bit and they couldn’t hear no more, Poop creeped up to the door and opened it up.  The chicken had a wild-eyed Short cornered up on his top bunk, frantically dialing the Delta State police department trying to explain that he had a deranged chicken in his room that wanted to whoop his ass and could someone please tell his professor that he was gonna be late for Western Civ.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Cheese and Big Lip Chris

The city of Clarksdale is divided into two sections: Riverton and The Brickyard.  The Sunflower River with its brown, infested, slow-moving muddy water flows down the sides of these two neighborhoods, permanently separating them.  You drive into Clarksdale, turn off U.S. 61, west on New Africa Road, and it takes you straight in.  Kemp and I had done this a thousand times.  Normally late.
Through Riverton, parallel to the Sunflower, turn right on Second Street, where a faded mural of Muddy Waters looks at the heavy Chevys parked in front of Corner Grocery.  Turn left, at the intersection of Second and Sunflower, before you get to Madidi, and go to 121.  City Hall.  Clarksdale Police Department is in the basement, and that’s where Doyle and Torrez were leaned up against a cruiser, smoking cigarettes. 
            Captain Mickey Doyle is the chief of the Narcotics Division.  He’s short and cockstrong.  Glasses and a mullet.  Thick fingers constantly curled around that Marlboro.  T-shirt tucked in his Wranglers.  Work boots with the steel toe and non-slip sole.  Glock .40 on his side, handcuffs on the other.
            Corporal Earnesto Torrez is his right hand man in the narcotics division.  Tallest Mexican I have ever seen, checking in at about 240.  Black moustache and a face that can switch from smile to steel before you look away.  He’s one of those quiet Mexicans, that kind that you don’t really know what’s going on in his head just by looking at him.  Got a mean open hand slap, coming from the left side cause that’s where they never expect it from.  Doesn’t leave bruises like an open fist would.  Especially on the darker ones.  But that’s what Mickey says.  Torrez doesn’t say much.
            I consider Doyle and Torrez partners, though its not official.  I know they have been thorough some scrapes together, gotten into some tight spots, and covered for each other….once or twice.  Doyle told me early on that it’s all about how you write the report.  That’s all I needed to know.
            Their Chevy 1500 was gunmetal gray, with a big toolbox on the back of it for the ARs and tactical shotguns.  Airbrushed license plate on the front that read “ToolBox”, but it wasn’t just a noun.  It was a verb.  As in “to be toolboxed” or to “get toolboxed”.  Upon inquiry, they would just laugh and say it wasn’t something I wanted.
            We would go ride through the Brickyard and Riverton, looking for white girls and checking in with people on the street.  “Snowbirds” they called them.  Nine out of ten were either buying drugs or hooking, you could tell by the type of car they were driving as to what they were into.  We’d follow them around looking for some sort of probable cause to make a stop – a missing tail light or no seatbelt.  Run their tag and see who it comes back to.  Sometimes you would get a little dope, sometimes scales and sandwich bags.  We’d just throw it in the backseat, and tell them not to come back to this part of town again.
Delarian Wide would ride with us every once in awhile.  He was a short bald man, coal black, with broad shoulders and powerful legs.  Like he was made to bust concrete for a living.  Whenever the narcotics unit would breach a door, with their body armor and their shields, Wide was always the first one to go in with the fifty pound door knocker.  People on the street called him Yak.  Always a smile, but slow with a joke, when you put him on the witness stand his silly ass would just rock back and forth in that chair, chew the gum that I already told him to spit out, and answer questions best he could.  Sometimes he would make the jury laugh, though he wasn’t trying to.  But he was always honest.  I don’t think he could come up with a believable lie.  You couldn’t help but love the son of a bitch.  His investigations were bad, his reports were worse, but goddamn he was fun to be around.
            They were the Jump Out Boys.  And that’s exactly what they would do.  They would show up at a crack house or a whore house without notice in their unmarked truck.  Jump out, bust the door, and start cleaning house.  Picking up the crack rocks before they could be flushed. Run the 15 year old girls outta there.  They didn’t do it for the money.  They did it for the respect.  And they sure had it.  And when I rode around with them on those afternoons when things were a little slow at the DA’s office, I had some of that respect too.
            There are two main gangs in Clarksdale: the Vice Lords and the Black Gangster Disciples.  They are constantly at war with one another.  For every felony case that came through the DA’s office, there were probably five or ten that, while they didn’t go unnoticed, they went undiscussed.  And they got handled in the streets rather than in the courtroom, the way god showed us how in the Old Testament.
            And that July, a hot dusty day when you could feel the sap rising in the veins of the young bucks walking up and down the streets, looking, eager, blood unnatural, toxic, waiting for something, we had a daylight execution in Riverton
His name was Cheese.  He was a Gangster Disciple.  More than a soldier, but not yet a boss, Cheese had sold some fake dope to the wrong person.  Called it “rabbit food”.  It literally was.  Just the kind you can buy at Wal-Mart.  Green and wrapped in a tight brick.  Some of the dope boys, to punk each other and make extra cash, would take the wrapping off, put real marijuana around the outside, and re-wrap it themselves.  It still like it, felt like it, and weighed the same.  But it wasn’t.
            Big Lip Chris didn’t take too well to Cheese selling him rabbit food.  And that afternoon, outside of the Walnut Game Room at the corner of Walnut and Adams Alley, in Riverton, Big Lip Chris and a handful of Vice Lords caught Cheese alone, walking back to his momma’s house.  Made him get on his knees and shot him in the head with a Taurus .38 in front of four eye witnesses, one of them being Cheese’s momma.  Just like that.  Big Lip Chris was found a few hours later, hiding in a tote basket in the closet of his cousin’s house.  We put him in solitary, with a Bandit on his leg.  50,000 volts with the push of a deputy’s remote.  For his own safety.  After we hosed him off.
            Two nights after the murder, Cheese’s mother had selected to use Century Funeral Home owned by Mayor Espy to lay Cheese’s body in repose.  
The visitation lasted for five hours, the line stretching outside of the funeral home, into the cracked and broken parking lot of the Brickyard.   The Africans in their dark mourning clothes with hints of color, the women falling on each other’s shoulders covering their faces, sobbing, their bodies in the hot July sun sweating out cocoa butter and Johnson’s baby powder.  Fat feet stuffed into too-small church shoes.  Just waddling and wailing.  The old men with their caps on and best suits.  The Gangsters, with their black t-shirts from wal-mart and cheap designer jeans, dark blue tattoos barely visible against the skin of their necks and forearms.  Sunglasses and huddled off to the side.  Talking.  Planning. Not going inside.  Watching their backs on this side of town.  Staying in groups.
            At about ten o’clock that night, after all the singing and crying and praying and telling the world what a child of God that Charles “Cheese” Taylor was…everybody went home.  And the body lay still, quiet, undisturbed, and dead.
            I was sitting in my backyard, smoking the last cigarette of the day and listening to the cicadas.  Mosquitoes buzzing in my ears and popping as they hit the blue bug zapper. Air sweet with honeysuckle and magnolia.  Rocking in my chair.  Half drunk.  Doing nothing.  Aggie asleep at my feet, his tail thumping once or twice as I scratched his back with my boot.  That was about all he was good for these days.  He knocked over my empty PBR cans when he saw a frog.
The scanner clicked on through my screened-in back door.  “Clarksdale FD all FD units…..”   I grabbed my badge and my keys, and went to 506 Ashton.
The blaze had started from Cheese’s coffin using an accelerant.  Maybe Coleman lantern fuel or Zippo lighter fluid, according to the state fire marshall, Borganoni. Nothing explosive, just something to cause a good roast.   The body had been burning for about 20 minutes before the Clarksdale Fire Department was able to put it out.  There was a five point star in red spray paint on the outer wall, representing the Vice Lord dogma of Love, Truth, Freedom, Peace, and Justice.  An upside-down pitchfork was stabbed through the body, the charred handle resting against the wall.
Doyle and Torrez where there, spitting and smoking, excited as hell.  Chief had told them to post up on the top of Metropolitan Second Baptist Church with the ARs. 
I watched the patrolmen wind yellow crime scene tape around the building as we waited for MBI.

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Willie B. Johnson

I used to be married to a lawyer.  She started her own law office right across the street from where I was a slave to the practice of insurance defense.  We bought a house two blocks away a year before we were married, and subsequently were often invited to church by the Baptists and the ladies in the Garden Club.  We never went.  We would walk together to work in the morning.  We would walk home together in the evenings.  Sometimes we would sneak home and made love during lunch, if the tides were right and she was in the mood.  Those raw moments of passion where you come back to work and your hair is matted to your head in the front, birds nest in the back, and you have to lie and say you were napping but your secretary just smiles and knows better.  I was happy.
Michelle’s office was on the ground floor of the old Masonic Temple, not a temple in the traditional sense, but rather a three story red brick number built around the turn of the century.  Some jackass in the 1940’s elected to stucco the outside in grey concrete and cover all the windows.  A communist Moscow feel.  Or like the buildings in downtown Jackson.  The only way you could tell it was the Masonic temple was due to a faint stencil on the upper right side – a compass with a right angle ruler underneath and an eye in the center, always starting back at you.  Inside was faux wood lining on all walls, buckling around the baseboards where the inner brick had crumbled over the years and was creating a pile of masonry behind the walls.  There was no air conditioning and no hot water.  On Thursday nights when the sole green light underneath the outside awning came on and all the pickup trucks were there, you could hear the men creaking up the back steps, going to do whatever it is that Masons do.  They had a piano and bells.
In May, seven people came to see Michelle at this office.  Two males and five females.  All black.  Said they wanted to make a claim on an estate.  That their father, Willie B. Johnson, had died a few months ago and they were the rightful heirs to his money.  They claimed to all be his children.  This posed a problem, because Willie B. Johnson had never been married.  In Mississippi, the children of a union are presumed to be the rightful heirs.  But when there is no union, in the figurative sense at least, well, the court requires more assurance.
“How long has your father been dead?”
“About two months.”  Several answered at once.  They looked around, nervous at being in such a formal place.  They didn’t look her in the eye.  None would sit down.  One of the children they brought crawled around on the floor and picked at the bulge in the wall near the corner.  Another had a full diaper.
“Do you know if an autopsy was done?”  Michelle asked the oldest one, a Ms. O’Hara.
“Say what?”
“Nevermind.  Do you know what he died from?”
“The Lord said it was his time.”
Not if his kids wanted his money.  Money is always the hardest part of taking a case.  You have to make a judgment about how much it is worth.  If you get your retainer up front, well, it doesn’t really matter if your clients get a goose egg at the end of the day.  You got paid.  But ethics require inquiry into these subjects, and some take estates on contingency.  Crap shoot.  What if the estate turns out only to be a doublewide and a beat up Chevrolet?  Often the case.  And you don’t need that if your life.  Especially with seven new heirs.
“Do you know what size of an estate your father had?”
“He had a habitat house and a real clean ’95 Coop de Ville with rims.”
“Any other assets?  Bank accounts, real property, stocks, anything like that? ” 
Ms. O’Hara looked down.  Black folks don’t like talking money with white people.  And understandably so.  Three centuries of mistrust, lying, stealing from each other every chance they get – just to get even or get ahead – and I’m talking about the whites and the blacks here - has never made for, um, unified business relations.  We’re not like the Italians or Jews.  Or the Asians.  There has never been any common cause to bring us together.  No sense of family. No mutual struggle.  No war.  No genocide or internment camps.  Not even mutual poverty here in the Delta has created a flag for both colors to rally around.  It’s simple.  The rich whites have the money which separates them from the blacks.  They don’t even have to think about that world.  And as for the poor whites, well many of them believe, without ever saying it, that they may be poor, but at least they ain’t black. 
After some thought about disclosure and risking trust, Ms. O’Hara answered Michelle’s question.
“About fifteen years ago, our father worked on the Pearson plantation as a cotton ginner.  He was a very strong man, our father Lord bless him, and his job was to lift the hundred pound bales of cotton and throw them into the gin to get the seeds and stalks out.  One day, he was throwing bales, and as he threw one, his shirt sleeve got caught on some of the bailing wire.  Pulled his arm into the blades.  The machine cut it off to his elbow before he was able to yank it back out.”
I watched the faces of the others in reaction to this story.  Six were looking at the floor, some shaking their heads in memory of their father’s lost arm.  The babies were beginning to pull books off the bottom two shelves.  The room was starting to stink like diaper.  Ms. O’Hara continued.
“They put our father in the bed of a pickup and drove him in to Cleveland, arm wrapped in an old towel or something.  Bleeding everywhere.  Boss told him to sit in the back rather than the cab so they could wash it all out with a water hose later.  Like he did after deer hunting.  He said he didn’t want nigger blood on his floormats.  Cause I talked to Roosevelt one time, you know Roosevelt who used to work out there? They call him Left Eye, and Roosevelt told me that the boss said it just like that.”
Michelle glanced at me quickly for help.  I turned away and became interested in one of her certificates on the wall.  It was her rainmaking if she wanted it.
“While he was there, one of the nurses at the hospital suggested he call a lawyer and see if he could get him some money for his arm.  So she looked in the yellow pages for him, called up one of these lawyers for people who get hurt, and that lawyer came to see him at the hospital that very day.  Three months later, he got him a check right at $40,000.  I think the lawyer got some of the money for fees and all, but yeah, $40,000.  And he didn’t even have to go to court!  I know he still got some of that money somewheres.”
“Where is he buried?”
“Symonds.” 
“Do you know where his grave is?”
“Ain’t but about fifteen twenty out there.  His is the new one.”
“If you want to claim heirship in this estate, we are going to have to move the court to get a DNA sample.”
“How you do that?”
So Michelle hit her with it.
“We have to exhume him and extract a piece of tissue.”
“He wadn’t buried with no tissues.”
“Ma’m, we’re going to have to get something from him to test to see if all of you are really blood kin.”
“You mean dig him up?”
“Yes.  I mean dig him up.” 
All of them looked at each other and didn’t say a thing.  They could tell Michelle wasn’t joking.  She never joked.  I hated that about her.  Yet while the idea of digging up their father clearly bothered these folks, it wasn’t enough to prevent all of them coming back the next day.  To sign “papers.”
On May 27th, 2007, at 9:33 am, Quanticia Cooper, Ketomesha Dye, Shaniya Johnson, Zyandria Fairfield, Jasmine O’Hara, Martavious Coffey, and Derrick Carter all moved the Chancery Court of the Second Judicial District of Bolivar County, by and through their attorney, to reopen the estate of Willie B. Johnson as claimants and rightful heirs.  They paid Michelle’s retainer, signed the necessary contractual paperwork, and I swabbed each of their mouths with a q-tip.  The q-tips were placed in separate ziplock bags, each marked with masking tape around the center and initialed as well as the names on the outside of the bag in permanent marker.  Michelle put the sacks of q-tips in her mini-fridge, next to her apples and yogurt. 
It was mid-June before we dug him up.  We had to fight with the alleged rightful heir to his entire estate, some old crackhead woman Mr. Johnson was living with when he died.  Inez Johnson (unmarried - no relation), with her prune face and bony shoulders, head wrapped in a colorful stocking, sat in the subtropical temperature of the chambers.  Her street name was “Peaches”.
On that Thursday, we explained to the Judge that seven claimants have come forward on the estate and we were moving to exhume the body.  Once it was explained what that term meant and what we intended to do, Inez was not supportive of this proposition.  Doing the African wail and crying out to her god with hands in the hair, she fell out in her chair and had to be fanned by family members.  Once they managed to get a pinch of snuff in her upper lip and whispered a psalm for strength, Peaches rallied and went on and on to the judge about how Willie’s soul will never rest if these other lawyers try to dig him up.  And, of course, Peaches quoted the requisite scripture.
“Judge, you just don’t understand.  You can’t dig up this man.  The Lord say in Ecclesiastes 12:7 ‘then shall the dust return to the earth as it was; and the spirit shall return unto God who gave it.’”
Chancellor Willard leaned back in his chair and smiled above his glasses.  He was a silver-haired southern gentleman if any existed.  Deep baritone voice, 6’5 with his boots on, and had a wingspan so wide that when he did closing arguments, it looked like he could pick up an entire jury and hold them to his chest.  And, as most southern judges who have to stand for election every four years, Willard was also a God-fearing man, thus well-versed himself.  He responded in kind.
“Miss, I do understand.  I don’t like the idea of digging up a resting body any more than you do.  But, if these are in fact his children, then they have a right to their share of his estate.  Remember, the Lord also says in Luke 20:36, ‘Neither can they die any more: for they are equal unto the angels; and are the children of God.’  Willie is gone from this world.  He can die no more.”
Peaches was stone-faced.
 “Ms. Johnson, before I went to law school, I worked in a funeral home.  I was alone with bodies of the deceased until late in the night, surrounded by them.  And it made me scared.  Sometimes, when the ambulance would bring a body in to the home, it would still have air in its lungs.  You’d be sitting there, in the middle of the night, couple hours after that body was brought it, putting makeup on a lady’s face, and that air would escape out of those lungs and make a deep moan.  Just uuuuuuhhhh.  Like that.  The first time that happened to me, and I dropped what I was doing and tore outta there like the place was on fire and my rear end was catchin’.  You hear me now? I told my boss I thought some of them folks were still alive they way they sounded and all.  He said to me he said, ‘Son, the dead can never hurt you, but they’ll sure make you hurt yourself.’  Do you understand what I mean?
Peaches didn’t.
“For the benefit of the possible heirs of Mr. Willie B. Johnson, the motion is granted.”
Symonds is near the center of Bolivar County, just north of number 8 highway.  Population about two hundred.  Eighty-seven percent black.  Fifty percent of children live with their grandparents.  The men with their brown paper sacks and hats turned back stand on the corner of Goon’s Grocery, one of the many old dilapidated chinamen stores scattered throughout these small Delta towns, reminders of how the imported Chinese said hell with this sharecropping shit.
On our way out to Symonds, we had picked up the pathologist from Bolivar County Medical Center, Dr. Wahida Jalal.  She was of some type of middle-eastern descent.  Maybe a Pakistani or Lebanese.  Short woman, with long wild raven hair and smoky eyes behind her glasses.  Aqua scrubs that fit nicely on her hips.  Deep red lipstick, a box of rubber gloves, flashlight and a clipboard.
The three of us took the twenty minute drive and met Michelle’s clients standing in the sun by the backhoe at the only graveyard.  They had brought extended family.  The Mt. Vernon Pleasant Hill Cemetery was like most other black graveyards I had been to – the assorted plots all pockmarked where the poor had been buried in pine boxes and the ground sunk in as they decayed.  Like a big green waffle surrounded with a wrought iron fence.   
Mr. Johnson’s grave was the nicest in the yard, and as Ms. O’Hara mentioned, the most recent.  A few weeds had grown on the top of the dirt pile.  Plastic roses and wreathes left by loved ones were still there, though weathered by the June sun.  Someone had even left a commemorative photo of Johnson in his three-piece lavender church suit.  The polished granite headstone read:

William Baruch Johnson
April 1, 1944 – February 15, 2007
His true wealth was in his generous heart.
And what endless wealth he did have.

The diesel engine of the backhoe roared, and black smoke puffed from the exhaust.  I walked under a shade tree and wiped my face with my pocket handkerchief, already sweating through my suit.  The air was heavy and fragrant.  No wind.  The sound of the machinery drew the people from their houses.  Just small herds of them coming out into the graveyard from behind abandoned buildings or farm equipment.  First the women and children in front.  The men came separately behind them.  Less men than anything.  All keeping their distance from Michelle and me.  Watching.  Wondering why these two white people were here, dressed in suits with some piece of paper in hand and digging in their graveyard.  What do they want to take now?  Cars with bad shocks and audibly worn fan belts slowed down on the gravel road that ran along the front of the cemetery as little children crawling in the backseat like ants pressed their noses to their windows.  Caprice Classics and Crown Vics.  A couple of Cadillacs.  Dust swirling around all of them.  Some parked and just sat.  I could hear the thump of their music.  The occasional bottle would turn up.  Some smoked.  And watched.
It took about fifteen minutes to get down to the vault.  The backhoe left a deep scrape across the top from one of the teeth in the bucket.  Some locals we hired cleaned around the edges with shovels, ran tow straps through the handles in the sides, and lifted it up.  Shirtless Africans.  Sweaty.  Cussing.  Arms made of rebar and wire veins.  Struggling to raise the dead.  The vault came to ground level, covered in mud on all sides, and finally rested somewhat unsteadily to the left on a mound of fresh black dirt.  Per our instruction, the locals popped open the six steel clasps around the edges, and lifted the top of the vault off to reveal the coffin.  The herds inched in closer, whispering to each other momentarily  Then they stepped back out of respect or superstition.
Willie’s coffin was nickel and chrome, with hints of light blue.  The edges and center were exquisitely ornamented in ivy and fleur de lis. 
Dr. Jalal went to work, straddling over the head of the coffin and beginning to unlatch the left side.  Her black hair brushed over the nickel and chrome, the tips dancing and swirling over the top making a design in the dust as a paintbrush would.  She worked to get the latch free.  Sweat glistened in the small of her well tanned back.  She flipped her hair over her ear and shot a glance for assistance to the nearest worker leaned up against a shovel.  He shook his head at the ground and took a step back.
“Here.”
I took off my coat, handed it to Michelle, and rolled up the sleeves on my white shirt.  I popped open the right side while the good doctor worked on the left, and together we removed the lid of the coffin.  Michelle walked back over to the shade tree.
For being almost four months dead, Willie didn’t look that bad.  His skin had stretched tight, revealing a permanent smile.  No teeth.  Only gums.  The eyeballs had fallen in, making his closed lids flat.  The casket was lined in crushed purple velvet.  Matched Willie’s church suit.
“Shit.”  The doctor stopped what she was doing and sprang right up, still straddling Willie. 
“What’s the matter?”
She searched the ground around the lid, near her box of rubber gloves and flashlight.  She looked under the lit of the casket on the ground.
“I forgot my tools.”
“Forgot your tools?”
“Yeah.  Shit.”  She put her hands on her hips and looked into the crowd.
What do you want to do?”
“You got a pair of pliers?”
“A what?”
“Pliers?  Does anyone here have a pair of pliers?”
I heard a shovel hit the ground behind me.  I turned.  An old man was walking back to his Datsun.  He rummaged in the toolbox, found what he was looking for, and slowly walked back to the scene with a pair of vice grips.
“Dere go ma’m.”  He handed them to the doctor, and retreated a few steps back to his people.  Putting his hands in the pockets of his dirty overalls, he waited. The doctor snapped on two pairs of rubber gloves, and straddled the coffin again. Gently placing one hand under the back of Willie’s neck and the other on his forehead, she tilted his face to the sky.  The smile was even bigger as his skin pulled tight.  With her thumb and index finger, she spread open his mouth.  He didn’t have any teeth.
“Grab that flashlight and shine it in here.”
I brushed the dirt off the light and clicked it on.
“Right down here.  Yeah.  To the back of his throat.  I think I see a molar.”
Willie’s tongue had disintegrated, closing his esophagus and trachea.  In the dim light, I could see two grey molars remained, one on each side of his lower jaw.  The one on the left had a golden filling.  The doctor adjusted the vice grips, narrowed them down, and slid the device to the back of his throat.  After a moment, feeling skin on metal until the metal hit tooth, she locked them down and wiggled.  Pushed.  Pulled.  A drop of sweat dripped down the tip of her nose as she worked.  It fell on Willie’s face and rolled down what was left of his cheek.
With a quick snap of the wrist and a small pop, the vice grips came free.  The gold filling shined in the sun as she held it in the air.  A bit of flesh dangled from the roots.
The doctor also forgot to bring plastic bags.
“Here, take a glove and open up the bottom.  I’ll drop it in a finger.  No, no, blow it up first so it will fall straight to the bottom.”
I took the rubber glove, held the base to my mouth and inflated it like a balloon.  Stretching out the open end, Dr. Jalal neatly placed the tooth inside.  It rolled into the middle finger. 
“Tie up the end of this and don’t let too much air in.  I’ve got to fix his head.”
And with that, she leaned down over the casket for the last time, placing one hand under his neck, the other on the forehead, and leaned the head front and center back to its original position.  Jalal pinched his mouth back shut, stripped off her gloves, and wiped her sweaty palms on the hips of her scrubs.
“All done.  You can put him back now.”
We put the silver lid over Willie and clamped down the sides.  The Africans did the rest of the work, reclosing the scarred vault and gently lowering the body back into the earth with the tow straps.  The diesel engine roared again, and we walked to our car.  Once Michelle heard the backhoe, she left her safe spot under the tree and joined us. 
No one else was leaving.  Not her clients.  Not Peaches.  Not the locals.  All just stood silently, watching the machine rebury their dead.  I felt like I should say something.  That the show was over, or that he was finally resting, just something to ease the tension of what we had just done.  I stopped and turned back to them, but as I did Michelle slid her fingers into mine and looked up at me.  I realized for the first time in awhile that she was there.  Her eyes were deep and green, and they smiled at me.  She could tell I was nervous.  That I wanted to make it better.  It’s ok.  Just let them be.  So I continued on to the car, Willie’s tooth in one hand, my friend in the other.
I sat the rubber glove on my lap and started the Corolla.
“So, doctor, will you be sending this to the lab?”
“Nah.  Just stick it in a Fed Ex envelope and mail it to that address I gave you in New Orleans.”
“You serious?  I mean, don’t I have to write biohazard or something on the outside of it?”
“Nope.  It’s just a tooth.  It’s not gonna hurt anybody.  I do it like that all the time.  These folks don’t have a clue what they are delivering.”
And that was it. We dropped off Dr. Jalal at the hospital, paid her and thanked her, and headed to Michelle’s office.  I got a flat mailing envelope and slid the tooth-filled rubber glove inside along with the seven plastic bags of q-tips.  Michelle typed a quick cover letter, enclosed a check for the requisite testing fee, and we dropped it at the corner mailbox on our walk home.
            In October, as the leaves were beginning to turn red and hickory smoke and football were in the air, Michelle got a package from New Orleans.  Complete with the test results, a small grey molar with a golden filling rattled in the bottom.  I picked it up and shook it like a prize in a cereal box.  She didn’t laugh.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Delta Fourth of July

You have freedom when you're easy in your harness. 
~Robert Frost

I get a message from Tommy before noon and in his Delta gourmet language tells me  he's put on a shitload of ribs, come over & have some.  Coming back from Kroger, I see him at his shop where he makes security doors & he tells me Carme’s gonna do the baked beans with black molasses, coleslaw, and something with cool whip for dessert.  Since the wife left, I might as well.

Aggie's too damn old & nervous to ride shotgun anymore, plus I hate having to lift him up in the back of the Trooper.   I can feel him whimpering with, well, pain, gratitude, what I guess would be embarrassment (if they can get embarrassed), not being able to do the things he used to.  Like jump in the truck.  Or fetch. Or have sex.  I know what he means.  I used to do all those things too.  But that was before she left.  So I rubbed him on his black head and scratched his behind his years like he likes it, he looked up and understood.  Left him and went west with a 6 pack of Busch fence posts and a quart of the homemade figs Wilson & I put together.  It's hot, blue sky, and the fat clouds sit still.

The buildings got smaller, the pavement changed from four lanes to two to gravel.  The rows of cotton and beans on both sides looked like running spiders trying to keep up with me.  Maybe running squid or whatever the plural of running octopus is.  Met up with Tommy out at Mound City where he lives on Dick Shelby’s land.   Greeted by a bunch of bastard dogs.  Barking and biting each other’s ears.  The sweet hickory smoke makes a grey haze in the still air.  Go to the source round back by the shed.  Tommy’s got his boots and an XXL shirt to cover his whiskey gut.  Hat with some chemical company’s label on it.  Gray hair sticking out over his ears.  White Styrofoam cup of Segram’s 7 and Coke, double cupped with crushed ice like the kind you get from the Sonic.  Tommy’s just eased back in his broke down Dodge, door open, listening to The Band and watching the ribs.  As if that’s going to make a difference.  One leg out on the ground.  Resting the cup on his belly. 
     
“Where you ‘won go?” 
“Hell man, I don’t care.  Head west I guess.”
“Hold on, lemme make sure my drink’s too strong.  Ah.”  And smacked his fat lips. 
 “Yep, let’s go.”

The levee is highest point in the Delta where you can still drive, and when you are ridin’ proper on a state or federal holiday, or just a weekend, that’s where you go.  Just winding around the oxbows, cows, and fishing shacks.  Watching the boats on the water when the woods broke.  Slops down about a hundred feet on your right with more cotton fields, rice, and beans.  An occasional sharecropper shack with a sodium light and broke down cars in the yard.  Rusty old farm equipment.  Tractor parts.  Yell at the cows.  Laugh when you see them shit.  Dust swirling behind us, coming around the side of the truck and making the sides of my mouth gritty.  Don’t have to say a thing.  Just ride.  Just ride.  Turn up a good song when it comes on.  Give a two finger wave and a smile to the people you pass.  Keep your speed low.  Keep your drink low.  Aviators on.  Watch your left arm turn red.  Hit a washboard and Tommy got beer crack.  Whiskey crack.  Cussin and spittin.  Not that he was wet.  Lost some of his drink.

Big Ford pickup full of black folk pass us fast hauling a boat.  About a hundred yards ahead, the trailer throws a wheel and one of them is running down the levee chasing it.  They forgot to grease the bearings, the axel is shot.  We stop.  Can't help.  They were just looking for a place to put in.  Wanted to boat on the lake with the rednecks.  They were laughing & drinking.

We ride on back to Tommy’s shack at Mound City.  Backroads all the way home.  Swing through Gunnison, Malvina, back out toward the Bogue Philia.  Sit out by his metal barn under the shade tree with the shop fan rattling keeping the bugs off.  Mosquito spray sweats down my eyes and burns.  Later the kids come in from the lake, sunburnt, barefoot and happy. We eat, tell lies.  Talk about women we used to know.  Watch the kids run around.  Drink some more.  Hours pass.  Clouds still not moving.  They pack me up a bunch of food when I'm ready to go, including a shitload of ribs. 

At 10 pm the scanner kicks on, EOC calling for members, a boat is stranded on the river.  Some country boy with a belly full of Bud I'm sure.  Bought beer.  Forgot gas.  They have to put in at Log Loader in Rosedale instead of Terrene Landing because the river is so low, go up the chute and out towards the White River inlet, just north of Terrene & across on the Arkansas side.  I had canoed the White further upriver where the Buffalo River comes into it years ago, when I was a younger man.  I mix the last one of the day, and sip it slowly with Aggie at my feet in the backyard.  Just us.  Sittin in the dark.

Scanner kicks in again:  A mobile home is on fire south of Rosedale on Hwy 1.